A sardarjee's car-tyre got punctured in front of an assylam. The sardarjee started changing the tyre,but after placing the spare tyre in place, he found that all the four screws were missing. He was much worried . A mental patient was watching everything from a window. He called the sardarjee and told,"Why don't you take out one screw from each of the other three wheels and fix the fourth wheel with it. Then drive slowly and carefully to the nearest garage and make it up. The sardarjee was delighted and surprised too. He asked the man," Please don't mind ....are you really mad?" The man replied,"Hmm....yes....a mad but not a sardarjee.....!" by Unknown